Television is the first truly democratic culture: the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. the most terrifying is that this is what people do want" clive barnes

"the two most abundant things in this universe are hydrogen and stupidity." harlan ellison

"human beings, who are almost unique in having that ability to learn from the experience of others, are almost remarkable for their apparent disclination to do so." douglas adams

"a good listener is usually thinking about something else." kin hubbard

"to me, it's always a good idea to carry two sacks of something when you walk around. that way, if anybody says 'hey, can you give me a hand?', you can say 'sorry got these sacks.'" jack handey

all you damn canadians do is smoke and drink..what a great country" rob thomas

"why are our days numbered and not, say lettered?" woody allen

"Boys are great every girl should own one"

" Never frown, cuz you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile" :)

 "Life is a waste of time, Time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life"

"Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy"

Power is neither male nor female.

We are entering a world where the old rules no longer apply. - Phillip Sanders

Business is war. - Japanese Motto

What you see is what you see. - Frank Stella

When a scientist views things, hes not considering the incredible at all. - Louis I. Kahn

The survival of human intelligence has never been satisfactorily demonstrated. - Jeremy Stone

I believe in God like I believe in the sun. Not just because I can see it, but because by it I can see everything else. - C.S. Lewis

A wise man knows everything. A shrewd one, everybody. - A Fortune Cookie

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infants life, she will choose to save the infants life without even considering if there is a runner on third base. - Dave Barry

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatche

Patience is the best medicine. - John Florio

My mind is my own church. - Thomas Paine

Luck is being ready for the chance. - Frank J. Dobie

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it. - Malcolm S. Forbes

He is not only dull in himself, but the cause of dullness in others. - Samuel Foote

Winning isnt everything. It is the only thing. - Vince Lombardi

I came, I saw, I concurred. - Irvine H. Page

Show me a good and gracious loser, and Ill show you a failure. - Knute Rockne

Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition. - Jaques Barzun

It is easy to take liberty for granted, when you have never had it taken from you. - Dick Cheney

If I am not myself, who will I be? - Pirke Avot

Im so happy to be rich, Im willing to take all the consequences. - Howard Ahmanson

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you dont. - Earl Wilson

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. - Mark Twain

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due. - William Inge

We grow neither better nor worse as we get old, but more like ourselves. - Mary Lamberton Becker

When you give the reins to reason, then the imagination is repressed. - Iqbal Ahmad

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard Nixon

Good management consists of showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John D. Rockefeller

Advertising is legalized lying. - H.G. Wells

"A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action." - Georges Clemenceau